NICETY AT THE DENTIST

I'M SITTING HERE IN THIS WAITING ROOM

30 MINUTES HAVE GONE BY.

I WANT TO GET UP & LEAVE OUT THE DAMN DOOR,

NEVER TURNING AROUND...JUST SAYING BYE.

SHE SAID HE'LL BE WITH ME SOON,

SHE PROBABLY HAVEN'T SEEN HIM & THAT I BET.

THE DAMN DENTIST IS NOT EVEN HERE, HE HAVEN'T CAME IN YET.

OMG WHERE IS THIS MAN?

IF I COULD REACH OUT & TOUCH HIM IT WOULD BE A GRUESOME PLAN.

NOT WITH ANY WEAPONS,

THAT STUFF IS NOT ON MY LIST.

I WOULD KICK HIM WITH MY FEET & PUNCH HIM WITH MY FIST. (JUST KIDDING)

SO HERE I AM SITTING IN THIS CHAIR,

WAITING FOR THE DAMN DENTIST, MAN I AM REALLY SCARED.

I'M LOOKING AROUND CHECKING OUT THE SCENERY,

LISTENING TO ALL THE NOISE.

CHECKING OUT ALL OF THE INSTRUMENTS IN FRONT OF ME,

WHEW, THEY LOOK LIKE SOME DANGEROUS TOYS..

MY MOUTH IS REALLY HURTING, THE DENTIST SAID SHOOT.

I HAVE TO PULL OUT YOUR WISDOM TOOTH

I'LL DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO, NO MATTER HOW SCARY IT MAY BE.

THIS DAMN DENTIST BETTER HURRY UP, PULL OUT THIS TOOTH & SET ME FREE.

HE'S TRYING TO CALM ME DOWN, HE'S PLAYING & GOOFING ALL AROUND.

I LOOKED AT HIM, YEAH HE'S REAL CUTE.

BUT RIGHT NOW I DON'T GIVE A DAMN, I DON'T GIVE A HOOT.

GET THIS DAMN TOOTH OUT OF ME & LET ME GO HOME.

AND DON'T GIVE ME NO PUNK ASS PAIN KILLERS,

I WANT SOME OXYCODONE.

PLEASE TAKE IT EASY WHEN YOU'RE PULLIN', DON'T LEAN ON MY FACE LIKE THAT.

MORE ANESTHESIA PLEASE DOC. YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T HAVE MY BAT.

AND THAT OFFER YOU GAVE ME ABOUT GOING OUT TONITE,

I'LL BE YOUR TOOTHLESS BANDIT FOR THE EVENING,

YOU CAN TAKE ME DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT.

SO HURRY UP MR. DENTIST, I'M GETTING SHAKY & A LITTLE COLD.

AND YOU PLAYING THE DENTIST & RICO SUAVE,

IS GETTING KIND OF OLD.

SO HE PULLED MY TOOTH OUT & ASKED FOR MY NUMBER,

I SAID WHATEVER YOU THOUGHT I SAID THOSE WORDS CAME OUT WHEN I WAS UNDER.

SO GOODBYE MR. DENTIST, THANKS FOR HELPING ME OUT.

I STILL FEEL MY CHIN BUT I HOPE I NEVER SEE YOUR ASS TODAY, TOMORROW OR EVER AGAIN.

THE DENTIST NAME WAS DR. ALI,

THANKS PRINCE ALI FROM MS. NICETY!!! :-)